Cheat’s lasagne

For some people lasagne will always involve some minced meat and that’s fine. In our house we normally use a meat substitute with the kids, but obviously you can ring the changes with different vegetables (mushroom/spinach springs to mind) but this recipe is useful because it substitutes lentils for the meat.

It tastes different, but in many ways, for many vegetarians it’s a benefit to avoid meat substitutes.

Prep 15 min
Cook 40 min
Serves 6

400g tomato passata
2 tbsp extra-virgin olive oil
Salt and black pepper
2 garlic cloves, peeled and chopped
1 good pinch dried chilli
1 x 400g tin/packet cooked puy lentils
50g black olives, stoned and chopped
2 tbsp capers
Zest of 1 lemon
1 large handful basil leaves
250g  lasagne sheets
2 x 125g balls mozzarella

Heat the oven to 200C/390F/gas 6.

In a large bowl or jug, mix the passata with the oil, half a teaspoon of salt, garlic, chilli, lentils, olives, capers and lemon zest. Tear in half the basil leaves.

Spoon a quarter of the sauce into an ovenproof dish roughly 20cm x 30cm, tear over a third of one of the balls of mozzarella, then cover with pasta sheets. Repeat for another two layers.

Finish with a final layer of sauce, then tear over the second ball of mozzarella, sprinkle with salt and pepper and the remaining basil, and drizzle with a little more olive oil.

Bake for 30-40 minutes, until the mozzarella is deeply golden. Serve with a sharply dressed salad (I mix it with lemon, cider vinegar, mustard and extra-virgin olive oil, and toss through a bowl of green leaves).

Tangerine chilli flan

Flan is the Spanish-speaking world’s answer to creme caramel. Custard is a tricky thing to get right at the best of times but you can cheat by putting all the custard ingredients in a blender and blitzing them for 30 seconds: even a trained patissier wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. You can use orange instead of tangerine, though the latter tastes rather good.

Blender dessert: Yotam Ottolenghi’s tangerine and ancho chilli flan.

Prep 10 min
Cook 1 hr 10 min
Setting 3 hr+
Serves 6

100g caster sugar
1 tbsp tangerine juice

For the custard
1 ancho chilli (you want 18g, so you may need only ¾ of a chilli), soaked in boiling water for 10 minutes
270g condensed milk
100ml double cream
400ml whole milk
3 eggs
1 tsp vanilla bean paste or essence
1 tsp grated tangerine zest
1 generous pinch flaked sea salt

Heat the oven to 150C/300F/gas 2. Put a 20cm x 20cm nonstick square tin (or a similar sized ovenproof dish) in the oven to warm; make sure the tin isn’t spring-form, though, because you don’t want the caramel to escape.

For the caramel, put the sugar in a large pan on a medium heat and cook for about eight minutes: resist the urge to stir, and instead swirl the pan around until the sugar has melted. Continue swirling slowly until the sugar turns a dark amber, then quickly take the tin from the oven and pour in the caramel, tilting the tin as you go so it covers the base evenly. Leave the caramel to set while you make the custard.

Take the chilli from its soaking water and squeeze out any liquid. Discard the stalk, put the chilli, seeds included, and all the other custard ingredients in a blender and blitz on high speed for about 30 seconds, until well combined.

Tap the base of the caramel tin to check it has set (if it hasn’t, leave it a little longer), then pour in the custard through a mesh sieve, to catch any larger bits of chilli.

Gently lift the tin into a larger, high-sided baking dish and put in the oven. Carefully pour boiling water into the larger dish to come halfway up the sides of the tin, then bake for 40-50 minutes, until the surface is set and golden-brown, but the flan still has a good wobble to it (it will set more in the fridge). Lift the flan out of its water bath, leave to cool slightly, then refrigerate for at least three hours.

Take the flan out of the fridge half an hour before you want to eat it. To serve, run a knife around the edge of the flan to release it, and place a lipped plate larger than the tin on top of the flan tin. Holding both the plate and the tin together, quickly flip the whole thing over and gently lift off the tin: the flan should release itself on to the plate. Drizzle the tangerine juice over the top and serve at once.

Home Security

After around 2 weeks, the home finally feels safe from the invader, SaggyPuss. I have no idea what his real name might be but he’s definitely a tom cat, an unfettered entirely un-snipped stinky tom-cat.

There is no bloody excuse in today’s world to have an un-neutered moggy running around causing smelly mayhem. Unfettered cats wander looking for mates. They pee all over everywhere to mark out their territory. They get into fights, catch STDs and generally die young. All set against free snips (local anaesthetics for the boys) from the RSPCA.

About two weeks ago I came downstairs opened the door to the living room and was met by the reek of tom cat spray. The bugger had come in through the cat flap and peed as high as possible into every corner and all along the curtains to the french doors.

My three dafties, presumably watched terrified perched on top of the piano, because that’s where I found them in the morning.

Having had two very elderly cats, we had a supply of cat urine “detergent” because the stuff requires specialist biological weapons to remove.

Cats have a high protein diet which makes their pee very concentrated. If they haven’t been snipped, then tom cats feel a need to mark out territory to assert themselves, and to re-visit and re-spray their highly concentrated pee on a regular basis. Not only the cats were traumatised at the thought.

Cat pee is a nightmare to get rid of. As it dries it forms crystals of urea acid which don’t smell, but every time it rains or gets a bit damp (this is London, so quite a lot) the crystals turn back to stinky urea. So you end up buying expensive biological detergent that effectively eats the pheromone markers in the cat pee and tries to dissolve the urea. It takes repeated soakings and it isn’t cheap.

Meanwhile you search every corner with a blue light looking for the tell-tale white-yellow glow of urine, in order to douse the walls with the cat detergent. The curtains had to be sent for dry-cleaning, after a good soak for the entire bottom quarter.

But then we were left with the conundrum of how to stop a repeat offence. Although the detergent suggests it actually repels the cat from coming back, our first post-event night made it clear that was more ambition than statement of fact. Cue blue light and more detergent into every corner.

The only answer was a new cat flap, one that would “read” our cats microchips to only allow them in or out. To be clear, a determined cat can break any cat flap by sheer scratching and heft. A microchip cat flap, like a burglar alarm, just encourages unwanted visitors to head next door.

Amazon next day delivery was required.

Cue one more day of blue light and cat pee detergent because of course stinky SaggyPuss was determined to break into the living room and my three cats were totally unable to repel the intruder.

After a while of wandering around with a blu flight and anxious sniffing of floorboards, curtains etc. you start to forget what smell you’re looking for and everything, absolutely everything including the cat detergent starts to remind you of cat pee. It’s when you’ve been out and come back in, take an anxious sniff and realise that the smell hasn’t disappeared after all that you realise you have reached cat rock bottom.

The new cat flap arrived and was unwrapped. Thanks to the useful comments on the website, I knew that the best way to introduce my chipped cats to the flap was pre-installation. The cat flap had to “learn” their microchip numbers, always assuming that they’re a compatible number. We’d lost their records (I know incompetent cat parent – sue me) so had to risk outright rejection from the start at a cost of around £80 per cat flap.

Clued in by the helpful hints, we put cat treats onto the horizontal cat flap door and let the cats eat from it like a bowl to get it to register their numbers. They were a bit freaked by the noise of the catch clicking open, but at least we were confident (sort of) that it would open for each of them.

Then came the usual DIY trauma in our house of fitting anything to something. It was supposed to be the same size as the original cat flap but it turned out not to be the same depth. Cue lots of huffing and puffing before the door was in the panel and ready for use.

Lots of cat sniffing but not much usage.

Turns out that cats have very different techniques for getting through a cat flap. The boy is a head-butter and very keen to get outside once it gets dark. We’ve never been sure why he’s so keen because he has to be the most feeble hunter ever. It is of course possible that there’s some kind of complicated double-bluff going on and the reason he rarely brings anything home is because he eats it on the way. But he’s really not that bright and certainly not very dextrous. The cat toys have to be waved about at a significantly slower pace for him to stand a chance of catching them.

So he had no problem getting in or out, once he’d got over the initial hesitation at the loud click of the catch releasing the flap.

Th youngest girl is more of a scrabbler. So her attempts to scratch open the door are not immediately successful but eventually, if inelegantly, she will shove her head close enough to trigger the catch and her paws are mostly pushing the flap at the time so she can get through.

The middle girl is just not that bothered. She’s more of a paw pusher than a head butter, and quite a cautious hunter. So she would look into the cat flap, trigger the catch and immediately pull back at the noise. Time and time again. The youngest daughter decided to “help” by judicious use of cat treats placed in the cat flap but it turns out that the cat is quite adept at reaching for cat treats paw first so that didn’t really work. After a couple of days she would just walk up to the cat flap and stretch out a paw for the treats – not quite with the programme.

Reading the instruction manual (better late than never) it instructs us to turn off the microchip recognition and just let all three use the cat flap as an open door.

But what about smelly Saggy Puss?

I would rather clear little trays each and every morning than deal with the gallons of cat pee that bugger introduced to my house in just one evening’s work. How bad can it be to just open the door and let her out each morning and evening?

So another coulee of days went by and she got used to being in at night and out most of the afternoon until eventually she made her own way in through the cat flap. And a couple of days later, she snuck out on her own as well.

It had taken quite a few days of cautious watching of her brother and sister before she could bring herself to trust in the machine, but we seem to have got there in the end.

We are safe from cat intruders, at last.

 

 

Bias?

The BBC is planning a Brexit Special looking at all aspects of the BBC’s coverage of this extraordinarily divisive issue – specifically whether the corporation has kept to its charter commitment to impartiality, not just in its journalism, but also in its programming.

Do let them know what you think of the BBC’s Brexit coverage across the board – has it shown due impartiality not just in its news journalism, but also in its general programming its dramas and even its comedy shows ” announced on Radio 4 Feedback Friday 23rd March.

And having received the notification I really need to work out what it is that I think of their coverage.

I think that, as regards Brexit, the BBC has in some crucial respects got its approach to these issues wrong. I have not undertaken any kind of systematic study of their coverage – like most people I dip in and out of it, and then only parts of it (R4 Today,  BBC2 Daily and Sunday Politics, BBC1 The Andrew Marr Show, BBC1 News BBC1 Question Time, BBC1 Newsnight and BBC News Channel).

I also dip in and out of other broadcasters, mostly Channel 4 News, ITV Peston on Sunday and ITV News. None of those three seems to me to have the same problems as the BBC in their Brexit coverage and I think that comparison is important as it is suggests that other, equally serious, news organizations, which will also have asked the same questions of themselves as the BBC, have come to different answers.

I’m obviously very well aware of the possibility that my estimation of the BBC’s approach is no more than a reflection of my own views and biases about (and against) Brexit. But if I only saw through that prism then presumably I would be one of those who sees the coverage of Sky, ITV and Channel 4 as pro-Brexit, which I’m not.

I’m equally well aware that there are very many people who regard the BBC as being systematically biased against Brexit. But it seems unreasonable to accept the argument that since both Brexit sides accuse the BBC of bias this suggests that the position is about right. Precisely because of the polarisation of views over Brexit, the BBC would attract criticism from both sides almost whatever it did, so that criticism cannot in itself be taken to prove their approach.

A standard way to think about balance is the amount of air time given to each side and whether each side is allowed to reply to the other. This seems to be how the BBC have dealt with Brexit, effectively using the approach adopted to party politics, especially in General Elections, with the two main parties getting equal air time. So, for every ‘remain’ statement there is a ‘leave’ response and vice versa and this supposedly ensures impartiality.

The trouble is, this doesn’t really work very well for Brexit.

Many of the technical issues of law, public policy, political theory and economics around Brexit don’t sit well with normal electoral senses of balance.

Taking economics, whilst it is not a precise science – if indeed it is a science at all – the overwhelming balance of opinion amongst economists, including those employed by the Government, is very clear: Brexit will be economically damaging and the main debate is the extent of the damage. Yet ‘balance’ suggests that the pro-Brexit minority of economists be given equal billing with the anti-Brexit majority.

So the BBC policy of “balance” creates a false equivalence – placing verifiable facts from one side of the Brexit debate against airy assertions from the other to create an illusion of balance. So economists who quote the government’s own predictions of a Brexit penalty of between 2-8% of GDP must be “balanced” with the wildly optimistic predictions of Brexit economist Patrick Minford.

Giving equal time in these circumstances suggests equal weight can be found in each argument which is clearly not the case.

And in any number of brexit panels or discussion shows before the referendum and even now in the panel shows with just one year to go, audience members believed and still believe that the economic evidence is equally split.

Audience members believed there was as much to be said on one side as the other and so voters might as well toss a coin on the economic issues. This seemed to be true regardless of whether the people were for, against or undecided about Brexit and I believe was a direct result of the ‘balanced’ approach to reporting by the BBC on issues or topics which are fundamentally unbalanced.

As a minimum, the BBC reporter should challenge the outlying view to make clear it is exceptional and by no means mainstream. people are allowed to believe in fairies and fairy tales, but they need to have it clearly explained that this is what they’re choosing to believe. Fairy tales are not documentaries.

There is another and perhaps more subtle point: the boundaries around what was and wasn’t part of the ‘campaigns’ were not clear. This was shown by, for example, coverage of Obama’s ‘back of the queue’ intervention, treated in many BBC bulletins as if it was statement by the ‘remain’ campaign with a response given from a ‘leaver’. Actually,it was an important new fact – the fact being not that Obama was necessarily right in what he said, but this was the view of the US president – to which both sides should have been asked to respond. Not doing so was subtly to endorse a key Leave campaign claim that the opposition was not simply the Remain campaign but the massed ranks of the global ‘establishment’.

Also, beneath this is a deeper and probably much more controversial point: almost all of the factual arguments made by the Leave campaign were untrue (£350M a week for NHS, Turkey is joining the EU etc.) but ‘balance’ required the BBC to treat them as being as valid as the opposing arguments.

Typically in an electoral campaign the division is between competing claims of ‘what we should do’, and those can reasonably be treated equally. They may often draw upon disputed facts, of course, but that’s almost always because the facts are susceptible to reasonable differences in interpretation. It could be argued that maybe the Leave campaign’s ‘take back control’ slogan was of that sort.

What was meant by “taking back control” could be regarded as a matter of opinion and could be treated in that way. Are people talking about border control, about control of immigration numbers?

But the same isn’t true of the £350M claim for well-attested reasons, and indeed the BBC’s Reality Check said so. But what it didn’t do was report as headline news that it was not true in the same way as it would (if necessary) report that the claims the earth was flat are untrue.

Yet, for all the indeterminacy around economics and politics, the £350M claim – which, don’t forget, was one of its headline slogans, is still periodically defended by Boris Johnson and is being recycled as the ‘Brexit dividend’ by the government – was as untrue as saying the earth is flat. It was just a matter of arithmetic, but couldn’t be treated as such by the BBC because it was regarded as a matter of opinion, to be treated in a balanced way.

The consequence was that the ‘let’s take back control’ and the ‘let’s spend £350M a week on the NHS’ slogans were treated in the same way, when they were entirely different kinds of claim even though they appeared to be versions of the same thing (i.e. if we take back control then we can spend £350M a week more on the NHS).

Due impartiality would have led to them being treated differently (one as debatable, the other as untrue); balance meant that they were both treated as being legitimately debatable.

Even if ‘General Election’ approach to balance could be justified during the Referendum, it’s less defensible in ‘normal’ news reporting rather than campaign reporting. Here what matters is what gets reported and what doesn’t and/or with what prominence. Such judgments are invariably difficult and contestable, but my overall sense is, again, that the BBC have erred towards a subtly pro-Brexit stance.

A recent example of under-reporting was the heavily criticised lack of coverage of large anti-Brexit marches in various cities. It’s difficult to be sure, but I think that had comparably sized pro-Brexit marches occurred they would have been more prominently reported. With more certainty, it can be said that other broadcasters gave the marches more prominence, and did so earlier, and that exactly the same criticism was made of the lack of BBC coverage of an anti-Brexit march in March 2017.

There was also a striking lack of coverage and follow up reporting by the BBC of Christopher Wylie’s appearance in front of the Commons culture committee with folders of evidence alleging Vote Leave’s overspend during the referendum.

As Wylie made a convincing case that Vote Leave had distorted our democracy with data and cash, news sites across the world, from Canada to Denmark, began to run the story prominently. But not the BBC, which initially tucked his evidence into a report about Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg’s refusal to appear in front of the same committee. The corporation did just enough to cover itself but in reality it was pressing the mute button and that, too, has implications for our democracy.

To take a converse case, last August the BBC gave prominent coverage to the Patrick Minford and Economists for Free Trade (formerly, Economists for Brexit) report claiming huge benefits from hard Brexit. The question arises as to why their work was selected for coverage? It was not new work but based on work that had been reported before the referendum,  re-published in new form. Secondly, the underlying work had been heavily and extensively criticised by several leading economists from the LSE and Sussex University amongst others.

Thus, however it was covered, it is questionable whether it should have been covered at all. That is not, as Nick Robinson suggested at the time, a ‘censorship’ argument – every day all kinds of research are put into the public domain but it’s not censorship that very few are selected for reporting by the BBC. I am not certain, but my memory is that no other broadcaster gave any prominence to this story. As a minimum, any coverage of the re-formatted report should have been presented with clear caveats about it’s nature as an economic outlier, closer to fairy tale than fact.

This feeds into a wider issue of the prominent platform given by the BBC to certain pro-Brexit figures. The most egregious example is the joint highest tally of 32 appearances on Question Time by Nigel Farage, which continued even after he ceased to be UKIP’s leader. UKIP being a political party whose membership could probably all fit into a very tiny garden shed.

It has also emerged that the only MEPs who have appeared on Question Time since 2012 are from UKIP, with the sole exception of the equally pro-Brexit Tory MEP Daniel Hannan. UKIP’s voter numbers (at least until recently) may have justified representation on the programme and that since they have had no MPs (except, for a short period, Douglas Carswell who defected from the Tories), it would be to their MEPs that the BBC would have to turn. But that doesn’t explain the absence of the MEPs of other parties.

UKIP has been represented on Question Time in a staggering 24% of the programmes since 2010, compared with just 7% for the Green Party.

And obviously since being nearly wiped out in the last General Election, UKIP’s voter numbers couldn’t justify any appearances on mainstream news programmes.

UKIP aside, the BBC seems to give an extraordinarily regular platform to Jacob Rees-Mogg, and this goes back to well before he was the chair of the ERG which is sometimes given as the justification for the attention given him. He is hardly the only pro-Brexit Tory backbencher, let alone the only Tory backbencher, and yet his presence is ubiquitous on the BBC. Of course, he features on other news outlets as well but – again, it’s only my impression, but something that the BBC could easily verify – to nothing like the same extent. Maybe this isn’t so much pro-Brexit bias as some idea that he is an ‘entertaining character’ perhaps along with Nigel Farage.

If so, that is to miss the serious political intent his persona conceals. At all events, there is no one individual on the remain side to whom the BBC gives the same exposure and this means that even if each Rees-Mogg appearance is balanced with a remainer, the public are not presented with a readily identifiable speaker – another subtle but significant skew towards the Brexiters.

There is another issue about the BBC’s extensive use of Rees-Mogg, especially since the Referendum. He, like other regularly featured Brexiters such as Iain Duncan Smith and Bernard Jenkin, is not a member of the government. The LBC journalist and presenter James O’Brien recently made the point that the government are unwilling to put up ministers to defend Brexit policy.

In their absence, Brexiters outside the government get used instead.

But that is a major failure of political accountability and, as O’Brien says, it would be better to empty chair the government rather than to use proxy spokespeople. For that matter, if such proxies are to be used, why almost invariably look only to the Ultra Brexiters of the ERG? There are, after all, many who support Brexit but in its soft rather than hard variant and by ignoring them the BBC, again subtly, skews not just towards Brexiters but to the most extreme amongst them.

Beyond who is on programmes, there is also a problem in the way that they are interviewed. The first is that of interviewer bias, but again I think this is a far more subtle matter than is sometimes acknowledged. I don’t think it is a problem in itself that journalists in the BBC or elsewhere have discernible political views. We expect them to be serious, thoughtful people and serious, thoughtful people have opinions of their own. I certainly don’t pretend to know for sure, but I have the impression that, for example, Sky’s Faisal Islam and Jon Snow of C4 News are remain-inclined, whereas I have the impression that John Humphrys and Andrew Neil of the BBC are leave-inclined.

Having their own personal views isn’t an issue, but what is an issue is how it affects their conduct. Taking that BBC duo, I have never heard Andrew Neil conduct an interview on Brexit which is not tough and well-briefed, regardless of what side of the debate the interviewee is on. To my mind (and I’m not alone) he’s an exemplar of effective political interviewing, and if I suspect he has opinions I disagree with that’s neither here nor there. John Humphrys, by contrast, inserts his own implicit views about Brexit rather obviously, and that does affect the way he conducts interviews – recent examples include his widely complained about interview with Tony Blair and, most bizarrely, his asking the Swedish Ambassador if Sweden will end up speaking German after Brexit. Humphrys has a particular importance, because he is perhaps the Corporation’s most senior journalist, and Today is an agenda-setting programme, so in a way he is the flagship political interviewer and his conduct has a significant reputational consequence for the BBC.

The second issue about interviews is more structural than personal. Whereas the BBC has some truly excellent journalists specialising in the EU and Brexit – Katya Adler, Adam Fleming and Damian Grammaticus all come to mind– the headline interviews are almost invariably undertaken by generalists. Understandably, they don’t always have enough knowledge to hold interviewees to account on technical issues. To take a basic example, politicians talking – as very many do – about ‘access to the single market’ should always be, but rarely are, taken to task. Everyone has access to the single market, the issue is on what terms. The largely unchallenged use of the term has seriously damaged public understanding, since access is compatible with any and every version of Brexit.

Much the same could be said about persistent confusions on basic issues such as goods vs services, tariffs vs non-tariffs or border control vs freedom of movement. No doubt this is not just a problem for the BBC but it’s notable that, for example, Faisal Islam, Sky’s Political Editor, was able to extract significant new information in an interview with Theresa May last April, precisely because whilst being a generalist (in the sense of covering the full spectrum of politics) he is also very well-versed in the technicalities of Brexit.

It might be said that the issue of specialist knowledge is as relevant for interviewing remainers as it is for Brexiters, and so this doesn’t signify anything for impartiality. But, again, it’s more subtle than that. The Brexiter case is very often that it will be simple, quick and technically easy (e.g. to secure a trade deal) whilst the remainer case is often that it will be difficult, slow and technically complicated. It’s very difficult without specialist knowledge to probe assertions that things will be simple because the interviewer needs to know the complexities to put the counter-case; by contrast, it is fairly easy to probe assertions that things will be complicated since it can be done by putting forward the simplicities as the counter-case. So, in this very subtle way, the high profile set piece interviews are almost invariably easier on Brexiters than remainers.

My overall sense is that what has happened at the BBC, going back over at least the last ten years or so, is that it has been stung (or perhaps worn down) by the very vocal criticism of the anti-EU movement and of the political right more generally. I think that reports alleging liberal-left bias, such as that by the Centre for Policy Studies, relentless accusations of the same charge from the right wing and Eurosceptic press, as well as from insiders such as Andrew Marr, Peter Sissons and, yes, John Humphrys, led it to a kind of ‘liberal guilt’ which has even been described as self-hatred (this as far back as 2006). That sense of a kind of cultural bias

This was the backdrop to the BBC Trust’s impartiality review of 2013, with the UK’s relationship with the EU identified as one key strand for review (the others being religion and ethics, and immigration), and I think that at least since then the BBC has bent over itself backwards to avoid accusations of pro-EU and, in the current landscape, anti-Brexit bias. About time too, its Brexiter critics will say. But there are two problems.

First, the research undertaken for the 2013 review actually showed that the evidence pointed in the other direction, both as regards EU coverage and the other issues, something reflected in the report.

Even so it has led to a need always to compensate for a crime even if it hadn’t actually been committed. So by pushing even a little further away from anything that could be accused of being a pro-EU stance the BBC has actually become more imbalanced.

And the second problem is that, despite doing this, the BBC is still accused of having an anti-Brexit bias reflecting, I think, the fact that for a very vociferous group of people in politics and the media anything other than uncritical cheerleading for Brexit  will be regarded as bias against Brexit.

There are legitimate criticisms to be made against the BBC. I suspect that when historians come to tell the story of Brexit they will conclude that the BBC’s coverage played a part in the outcome of the Referendum and of the subsequent process. I think they will conclude that a combination of liberal guilt that grew out of the climate in the years before the Referendum, and of the misapplication of a certain conception of balance during and after the Referendum, led to a subtle skewing of the news agenda in favour of Brexit and/or against remain.

*************************************************************

Contact details:

  • email: feedback@bbc.co.uk
  • tel: 03 333 444 544
  • Twitter:
  • Postal address: Feedback PO Box number 67234 London SE1P 4AX

 

Parmesan Risotto

Parmesan is rarely vegetarian but there are alternatives available in the UK. Sadly, this probably tastes best with the original, aged cheese but we still manage to love it in our vegetarian household.

You could also choose to use a blue cheese, maybe a cambazola for an equally rich but lovely risotto. Be careful towards the end – it is likely to stick.

Aged parmesan risotto

 

Serves 4
vegetable stock or milk (heated first with bay) 1.5 litres
butter 75g
white onion 1 large, very finely chopped
flaky sea salt
carnaroli rice 350g
dry vermouth a small glass
parmesan 150g, excellent quality, aged, finely grated

Heat the stock in a large pan at the back of the stove and keep it simmering, ladle at the ready. Melt half the butter in a large, heavy-bottomed pan over a medium heat and add the onion with a few pinches of salt. Sauté until glossy and translucent, turning frequently with a wooden spoon, then add the rice. Make sure each grain is coated and the onion and rice are fully incorporated.

Now, pour in the vermouth, enjoy the pungent cloud of boozy steam, and when the liquid has almost all evaporated, add one ladle of stock and stir. Repeat this for 15 minutes, carefully adding the stock a small ladleful at a time, never allowing the rice to fully dry out but not waterlogging it either.

When the rice is almost done, but still has a bit of bite (test a grain between your front teeth), add a final splash of stock, the remaining butter, and turn up the heat. Stir vigorously for 30 seconds and remove from the stove. Add most of the parmesan, stir once or twice, and cover. Rest for a full minute before serving on warm plates. Scatter over the remaining parmesan and garnish with a twist of black pepper.

Paranoid?

Have you checked the data Facebook is holding about you? As a not very diligent user of social media, I finally got around to taking a look. Obviously it has a record of all of your posts, photos and videos &  obviously it keeps all of the self-declared interests in music etc.

I was not surprised by the lack of contact information from my mobile phone or email because I can remember thinking “Not in a month of Sundays” when asked setting up the account. Some people have their entire address book stored plus a record of every phone call including the data saying where, when etc.

That’s a bit too spooky big brother for me!

I was freaked out enough by finding unexpected advertisers and installed applications.

All in all, I’ve managed to contain the data held on me to a reasonable level mainly by being paranoid at set-up and not much of a user thereafter.

But I would certainly advise anyone to take a look at the data held on them (via settings). If you’re not happy then delete (not disable) the account to remove the data and then set it up again with a bit more care about the settings.

 

Supper

How do you decide what to cook for guests for supper?

We have two couples coming over for supper, a very English middle-class way of saying “dinner” with pretensions. One includes a south American with a taste for spice, whilst the other includes a man with an Indian mother. I am not going anywhere near cooking an Indian dish that his mother inevitably makes better. But I do fancy a bit of spice and at this time of year, crisp and cold weather suggests warming soups and stews.

I’m veering towards a butternut laksa dish, smooth coconut and comfort personified. It has a bit of heat but all wrapped up in a creamy buffer. The “soup” can be made a long time in advance with the butternut squash cooked ahead and added last minute, just to warm through. It has south east asian overtones but I’ll probably cook basmati as an accompaniment – there’s something incredibly reassuring about a rice that you can essentially add boiling water, cover with a lid and leave to its own devices for 10 minutes.

Once you’ve decided the central dish, the rest sort of looks after itself. I’ll make a side dish of spinach and coconut which is basically from an Indian cook book but goes so well with the laksa that no one will care. Again, the spice mix can be made ahead of time, and the spinach microwaved, so all that’s required is a quick stir fry just before serving.

And for desert I’m going to serve rhubarb and lychees in warm syrup with vanilla ice cream – make ahead and just heat through last minute.

But every meal should have some fiddly bits, so maybe I’ll add some chilli aubergine. Because the aubergine is deep fried, and my deep fat fryer is tiny, it will take quite a bit of time to fry the aubergine in batches. Once cooked, it can be served as it is or on a bed of noodles (is this too much with rice already on the table?)

I have korean chilli crackers for snacks and could knock up some kale crisps as well. The latter would make a decent garnish for the laksa.

But since I have a small hob and limited pans, the main question is whether I can fit everything on to cook.

  • Skillet- laksa
  • large saucepan – rhubarb and lychees (left to the side until after the main meal then warmed through)
  • medium saucepan – rice
  • small saucepan – aubergine chilli sauce/noodles if required
  • wok – spinach and coconut

And probably the trick to make it look decent is to have a number of garnishes pre-prepared at the side of the kitchen, so small sliced chillies, coriander leaf etc.

Enough with the lies

Is there anyone alive today in the UK who is not absolutely sick to the teeth of brexit, and with no sign of an end, or even the beginning of the end in sight. And yet there is no escape from recurrent lies.

Yet again, Boris Johnson brings out of the cupboard the idea that we can save ourselves £350m a week or £18bn a year once we’re out of the EU and spend that money on the NHS instead.

Yet again, responsible people point out that this is a lie, that there is no truth to the £18bn figure and once again a group of plonkers in on-line forums says, “Yes, but…” and happily repeats the figure as if it were true.

Repeating it doesn’t make it true. Pointing out that people are just telling lies, surely they must know by now that there is no truth to the figure, just seems to make them double down.

They seem to just not understand the numbers, any numbers:

The £5bn rebate is never paid to Brussels ie. of the £18bn gross figure you are mis-quoting, £5bn stays in the UK and is spent (or not) entirely at the discretion of the UK government.

Of the actual payment to the EU, the £13bn net figure paid to Europe, an additional £4.4bn is paid back to the UK in the form of agricultural payments etc.

& also in addition £1.4bn more is paid back to the UK in terms of payments to universities etc in the form of scientific research

& on top of that, the EU pays £1bn in lieu of us paying our foreign aid commitments directly.

The net payment to the EU is around £7-8bn. which fades into insignificance compared to our trade with the EU.

& if people want to talk about trade with the EU versus opening up of supposed trade outside of the EU, then in addition to direct UK-EU trade, people really should take into account the loss of around 70 free trade agreements negotiated by the EU that we disappear when we leave with the likes of Canada, S Korea etc plus the free trade agreements in the pipeline with Japan etc.

None of this is rocket science or even remotely contested.

Why can’t people just cope with the facts as they are rather than telling lies? It is the stupidity that grates most in the end. There is no economic argument for leaving the EU; there just isn’t one to be made.

You could make other (I believe fatuous) arguments around sovereignty and the obviously xenophobic, most likely racist argument against immigration made primarily by people living in areas of low to no immigration.

But there is no economic argument that stands any scrutiny whatsoever. You won – get over it.

 

 

Borders

I am increasingly pessimistic about the brexit options for Ireland.

In December the UK government conceded that there were no technological solutions currently available to allow for a soft border within Ireland and under pressure from the DUP it agreed with the EU to “regulatory alignment”. It was a fudge of course because the meaning was never clearly defined but it allowed both parties to move forwards towards trade talks.

However. the UK cannot get a legally watertight transition deal until it resolves the status of the Irish border as part of a wider divorce settlement with the EU, sources have said, as  brexit talks move into an intense phase.

Senior UK and EU officials are due to meet this weekend in Brussels, ahead of an EU27 Brexit summit on Friday, when Theresa May hopes to bag the transition deal that UK business requires.

But firms will be denied certainty on the transition deal, as EU sources stress the best the UK can get in March is a political text, not a legally binding treaty giving cast-iron security for companies across Europe.

The EU have published a position paper that suggests as a fall back option setting a hard border between N Ireland and the rest of the UK, allowing N Ireland ‘special status” within the EU. Whilst certainly a practical alternative, the proposal is toxic to the Irish DUP as they see it as a stepping stone towards a re-unification of Ireland. Since the UK government is a minority government reliant upon the votes of the DUP to pass any legislation, this makes the “fall-back” option impossible to contemplate.

But no alternative has been proposed by the UK.

Let’s be clear, this is a problem that the UK have created and therefore it is the responsibility of the UK to come up with a workable solution.

The UK has voted to leave the EU in the referendum. The UK government has taken that a step or two further and decided to leave both the single market and customs union. The UK government has chosen to become a third party country. WTO rules require all third party countries to be treated on the same terms, without preference so when the UK leaves, it becomes a WTO requirement to have a hard border in Ireland unless we achieve the “holy grail” of a comprehensive free trade agreement.

Given a choice between a hard border within Ireland and one between N Ireland and the rest of the UK, it is likely that the DUP would opt for the latter despite the disastrous economic consequences for their electorate. One in three adults in N Ireland are already unemployed. A 10-20% hit to their economy resulting from a closed border would lead to a further loss of jobs. Add economic deprivation to a sectarian divide with such a recent history of violence, then the situation looks anything but good.

The alternatives, which would include Labour policy of keeping the entire UK within a customs union with the EU, effectively remove any chance of independent trade deals outside of the EU, seem equally unlikely unless the government falls and the UK electorate can be persuaded to vote Labour.

“The whole agreement on the withdrawal will be contingent on a solution on Ireland,” the EU source said to the Guardian newspaper. “And it is politically unthinkable that we would wrap up everything and that you wouldn’t have a solution on the Irish border. The Irish would never accept it, but also the rest of the union will not accept it, because it would be toying with the integrity of the single market.”

The EU has outlined three options for avoiding a hard border: a deep free-trade agreement with the UK; “specific solutions” that depend heavily on technology; or, failing both of those, Northern Ireland remaining in “full regulatory alignment” with the EU.

In Parliamentary Committee this week, David Davis the brexit Secretary acknowledged that there are no technological solutions currently available. There are no specific solutions to the border problem. In a border where a substantial number of crossings are agricultural, there will always be a need for physical inspection of livestock and other agricultural products such as milk – health and safety requirements for both countries will require a hard border.

Ireland, backed by some of the EU’s most senior leaders, is insisting the UK spells out its commitment to the fall-back insurance plan sooner rather than later, while stressing the first two options remain on the table as part of a future trade deal.

The president of the European council, Donald Tusk, said last week that London could not assume negotiations would move on to other issues without solving the issue. If that happened, “my response would be Ireland first”.

Other sources stress there is still a long way to go, with the Irish parts of the text still coloured red on an EU internal traffic light grid, rather than amber, which may allow talks to progress.

The content of the transition is less fraught for negotiators. EU diplomats expect the UK to accept the transition on the EU’s terms, meaning Britain would obey all EU rules with little or minimal say in the institutions.

Separately, a committee of MPs has warned in a report today that Britain is so unprepared for Brexit that it should consider postponing the UK’s leaving date.The Commons Brexit select committee is set to recommend that May should request an extension to the EU’s article 50 process beyond next March, the HuffPost reported.

Any extension of Brexit talks would have to be agreed unanimously by all 27 EU countries. It would be deeply unpopular with brexit campaigners within the Uk government.

Diplomats have indicated they would be open to rolling over negotiations for a few weeks, but a longer extension could run into problems. Several member states, especially France, and the European parliament, which will approve the final withdrawal agreement, have stressed that the UK should be out of the EU before the next European elections, due in May 2019.

Tate Modern: Picasso

Mostly 10am on a Monday morning is a great time to see an exhibition, positively relaxed and often empty, but this Monday it was buzzing. There are two major exhibitions on and one of them, Picasso 1932, has just opened.

1932 was an intensely creative period in the life of the 20th century’s most influential artist. Always prolific, he was just 51 years old, established and seeing younger artists nipping at his heels whilst his contemporary Matisse seemed a creative powerhouse.

There are some pictures from outside of the year, mainly to put his work into context, but there really are an amazing number works for just one year.

This is the first ever solo Pablo Picasso exhibition at Tate Modern. It  brings people face-to-face with more than 100 paintings, sculptures and drawings, mixed with family photographs and rare glimpses into his personal life. It is a huge exhibition, entirely unexpected in the context of just one year’s work.

By 1932 Picasso was married to the dancer Olga Khokhlova but had begun a relationship with the much younger Marie-Therese Walter.

His artwork Woman with dagger is a fairly straightforward reference to the rivalry and conflict in his love life

Thought the January of 1932 Picasso painted a series of pictures of a woman, almost certainly Marie-Therese Walter, sitting in an armchair, reading, sleeping or apparently listening to music. despite the common subject they all have a surprisingly different feel to them.

& in the middle of these seated figures are some still lives.

In early March 1932 Girl before a Mirror was completed, echoing a famous work by Manet.


A series of large horizontal nudes was completed in April.

Possibly influenced by the appearance in Europe of Japanese erotica or “shunga” art.

Picasso painted a number of reclining nudes in June/July of 1932.


Within the show there are also a number of his charcoal drawings, not studies but completed works in their own right.

In September Picasso engaged with more classical themes including religious such as the crucifiction.

Towards the end of the year the theme of his painting turned darker, towards drowning and the possibility of rescue, maybe because of an incident involving his young lover (Picasso could not swim).

The Bathers

Ball Players on the Beach

Woman on the BeachThe Rescue
By the end of the year, his young lover was pregnant and his had wife left him with their son. The political and economic situation in Europe was deteriorating rapidly. Hitler had been appointed Chancellor in Germany and Mussolini had consolidated his hold on Italy. Spain became engulfed in a civil war in 1933 and within six months the world was once more at war