Learn to ask better questions,

And listen to the answers,

So many answers.

Listen to the stories women tell,

To their needs

Be sufficient.

Move yourself off centre stage,

And let someone else be lead

For once.

Take up a hobby, an interest,

No dragons or dungeons,

Or porn.

Volunteer and be useful,

Old people, sick people,

Find value.

Maybe travel far away

And enjoy an adventure

Solo is okay.

There are worse things

Than to be happily single

So be happy, single.

And maybe move out of your mother’s house,

Shower more often,

Stop killing

Nice chat.